Negative Fluctuations in the Friend Zone (ie. Don’t Be A Dick!)

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Well hello again friends! It’s been so long… my how some of you have aged. It’s only been a month and yet you already look 80! Now, undoubtedly, if there are any blog-readers out there who are 80+, you will take that as a compliment… the rest of you? Well, we’ll just glance over that […]

Pull Over Nancy… We’re Getting A Little Bit Too Negative For My Tastes.

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What is happening my lovely friends? Aren’t you excited for the weekend?! I sure am. I hope you stay safe and have lots of fun! There, you see what I did there? That’s what I would like to think is a positive well-wishing for everyone out there. The key word of course, in case you could not […]

One of These Things is Not Like the Others…

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Well hello my scrumtrilescent friends. That’s right, I said scrumtrilescent. So you know what I’ve come to love? Photobombs! Yayyy! There’s just something so entertaining about them, no? And for those of you who are not up-to-date with all of the teenage “lingo” that is hip-hop-happening right now, I will give you the low-down-diggedy of […]

The Truth About Lies

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“Hey… Yeah, you! Guess what! I’ve got a secret. I’m an alien from the planet Novikia 8 and I’m actually just an advanced member of the scouting party which is plotting the takeover of your planet… Wait, you actually believe me? COME BACK! Man, no wonder there are so many conspiracy theorists…” So believe it or […]

Life is Like a Book (But Don’t Read Too Much Into That)

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Well hello once again my lovely friends! I figured that since it is such a beautiful day out, that I would impart upon you some lovely English-themed philosophy… ok, so it’s not that bad. But I would hazard to say that it is a philosophy in which I live my life and I would like […]